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Jan 24 2009

Green Humor: GREEK NOVA Donkey Ad

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If you really want to travel in a green way then why not go green by getting a donkey? Although if you are in my home country, Greece that is, you might get a traffic warden’s ticket or stopped by the Police for obstruction of the way and going too slow at only four/five miles an hour!

I watched this ad at my Mum’s house first and still can’t get over as to how hilarious it is.This is the translation for those un initiated into the Greek Language lol.

POLICEMAN ‘PULL OVER THE GAIDAR (DONKEY) MAY I SEE YOUR PAPERS PLEASE?’
OLD LADY ‘KIRE ASTINOME YIATI MILAS ENGLEZIKA? MR POLICEMAN WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN ENGLISH?’
POLICEMAN ‘MAY I SEE YOU PAPERS PLEASE OR I AM GONNA SHOOT’
OLD LADY ‘ ESI SOOT..YOU SHUT UP’
POLICEMAN ‘ MITSO I NEED BACK UP’.

Now you can all go green, no excuses lol!

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Jan 13 2009

Beggars go green: THE ART OF E-BEGGING

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Now even Beggars are joining the Green movement as the picture says it all. I am definitely going to send this guy buck and if any of you can spare then send him something via Paypal. He is E-begging and I had to post this pic here as I think it is quite apt and in keeping with our green blog. He should open an Alertpay account too, I think  might send him the link!

I mean think of all the paper money he is saving and all those coins, etc.This way he can buy all his stuff online and not use any normal cash.

I thank Stephen Humour for this hilarious pic. I just couldn’t resist putting it here for you to enjoy if you haven’t yet seen it. One picture can speaks a  thousand words and I think this one has just topped it. I am really wondering though. Is this guy really homeless or is he stinking rich and amassing humongous shares in Google and Ebay? Will we EVER find out the Truth behind the art of E-begging? Is this Dude for real or part of a gang network of online Geeks? I leave you to be the judge of that.I think I am still going to send him a buck. I think just for the sheer ingenuity he deserves it don’t you think?

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Jan 09 2009

Recycling the Mind: Green living in the making

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Going green in our daily lives has to arise from a thought, though even a thought means that a condition is being formed or a cause, well according to Buddhist Thinking anyway. In order though to have something to do (because if we think about it God was bored for only one second and so He dispersed consciousness and here we are in all our Karmic Glory lol) recycling out thoughts can be a good idea to begin on the road of Self Enlightenment.

O.K This is a bit heavy for a Friday night when half the population is going to head for the nearest joint to have a booze up but I had no internet access for a few hours as we had an Outage, this is Toronto, Canada with lots of SNOW.

SNOW = OUTAGE= think of something to do..well read a book that teaches you NOT to think about thinking but to just think..oh dear..

THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO, GET SO CONFUSED that you empty your mind, recycle all your thoughts into the different bins and start over.

O.K reference is the Diamond Sutra or if you wanna say it in the proper Sanskrit:

The Vajracchedika Prajnaparamita Sutra

We all have to do this, looking after our Mind to purify it as we care for the Environment and every thing else. We take care in cleaning our homes, recycling our rubbish but our minds need a good rummage through too.

So when you don’t have internet find a nice thought provoking, or non - thought provoking bit of Info to clean out those nooks and crannies.

Have fun recycling!

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Jan 08 2009

On green search and green humour

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I had a weird and wonderful day today looking through my regular statistics for this green blog and in the searches I found these today….

 

new year 2009

eco rap

poem for boyfriend    

POEM FOR BOYFRIEND? How green is that? Unless she is trying to make him green with envy or the Green Monster has gotten the better of her hehe. It gave me a good chance to giggle today. The other day I got an even weirder one….check this out!

how to make your @#$*!  longer and bigger    

I mean come on Guys the only green long thing I would probably put in my green blog is a cucumber, or perhaps a courgette.

I was a good girl today and found some nice green search engines to index this Eco friendly blog so I hope they accept it. I also put a green little search box in my widget area so you can search for your greens at your leisure.

I hope you like the green humor today that we have for you as I think God must be an Environmentalist. So Adam and Eve must have got it wrong lo..well it’s just some light green humor, we all need it.

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